歌词名称：real slim shady
歌手：eminem
歌词编辑：https://00:03May I have your attention please,
00:06may I have your attention please
00:09will the real slim shady please stand up,
00:12I repeat
00:13will the real slim shady please stand up.....
00:17we're gonna have a problem here.........
00:18Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
00:20jaws all on the floor
00:21like pam and tommy just burst in the door
00:23and started whoopin her ass worse than before
00:25they first were divorced
00:26throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
00:27It's the return of the...
00:28"a.wait, no wait, you're kidding,
00:30he didn't just say what I think he did,
00:31did he?"
00:32and Dr. Dre said...
00:33nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead
00:36he's locked in my bassment
00:37feminist women love eminem
00:38chicka chicka chicka slim shady,
00:40"I'm sick of him, lookit him
00:41walkin around, grabbin his you know what
00:43flippin' to you know who"
00:44"yeah, but he's so cute though"
00:46yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
00:48but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
00:50sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
00:53but cant, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
00:55My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
00:57and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
01:00and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
01:01and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
01:04of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
01:06by the time they hit 4th grade
01:08they got the discovery channel, dont they?
01:09we ain't nothing but mammals
01:11well, some of us cannibals
01:12who cut other people open like cantelopes
01:13but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
01:16then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
01:18but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
01:20women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
01:23I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
01:24all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
01:27so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
01:31cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
01:34all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
01:36so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
01:41Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
01:42well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
01:45you think I give a damn about a grammy
01:47half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
01:50"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
01:52why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
01:54so you can sit me here next to britney spears
01:56shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
01:59so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
02:01and hear em argue over who she gave head to first
02:03little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
02:06"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"
02:08I should download her audio on MP3
02:10and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)
02:13I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
02:15all you do is annoy me
02:16so I have been sent here to destroy you
02:17and there's a million of us just like me
02:19who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
02:22who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
02:24and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
02:26I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
02:29all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
02:31so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
02:35cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
02:38all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
02:40so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
02:45I'm like a head trip to listen to
02:46cause I'm only givin you things
02:47you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
02:49the only difference is I got the balls to say it
02:51in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
02:54I just get on the mic and spit it
02:56and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
02:58I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can
03:00then you wonder how can
03:02kids eat up these albums like valiums
03:03it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
03:05I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
03:07pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
03:10and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
03:12in every single person there's a slim shady lurkin
03:14he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings
03:17or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
03:19with his windows down and his system up
03:22so will the real shady please stand up
03:23and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
03:26and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
03:28and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................
03:30I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
03:33all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
03:35so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
03:39cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
03:42all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
03:44so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
03:48cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
03:51all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
03:54so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
03:58cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
04:00all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
04:03so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
04:08haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us........
04:14fuck it let's all stand up
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