Isn't it rich aren't we a pair Me here at last on the ground and you in mid air Send in the clowns Isn't it bliss don't you approve One who keeps tearing around and one who can't move But where are the clowns send in the clowns Just when I stopped opening doors Finally finding the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines nobody there Don't you love a farce my fault I fear I thought that you'd want what I want sorry my dear But where are the clowns they are all to be clowns Don't bother they're here Isn't it rich isn't it queer Losing my timing this late in my career But where are the clowns they are all to be clowns Well maybe next year